New Year's Eve...

Well there's three hours left till 2007 and we have absolutely no plans.

Mum scared me earlier as she started going on about what are my GCSE ambitions for 2007. i was like what the hell and then i ran away.

Today i have spent the day packing and unpacking boxes....all my stuff is now out of the attic *omgomg!!!* ~faints with shock~ ahem anyways and all the xmas stuff is now been packed and put away so once more everything is drab and boring. I also found out that i have english coursework and 2 art pieces to do before wednesday! i'm so dead!!! i can't believe theres only two days left until school!!!! I don't want to go back :'( ok so it'll be good to see you again (ish) but meh i really dont want to! the holidays have been great this year for once... and i didnt have to see my grandparents!!!!!!!!woo!

Hmmm....now seems a good time to make up some new years revolutions....i haven't thought of any so far. last year i had 3. i kept one which i was very happy about keeping. the other two i could have kept but when it came down to it i decided i didnt want to....i mean i still have enough time to keep them now if i want....i've had an offer to help me keep them like right now but you know what i don't want to. kind of defies the point really doesn't it....well i think im gonna need some suggestions so if anyone has any SENSIBLE ideas then lemme know. also if anyones wants to know what last years ones were then feel free to ask :D they are actually quite funny but they cant be written on her i'm afraid.

Right im off now. I can't draw this out any longer. Shortest post ever methinks. :D woo.

Happy New Year everyone!!!!!!!!!!!! xxx

Today i feel guilty.....how odd.

Doopdedoo I happen to be a tad bored at the moment even though i'm watching spirited away at the moment which i love but meh never mind...so i thought i'd tell you lovely people what i've been up to lately (mainly to prove to some stupid people that i am not an alcoholic.)

now lets see...

27th - i honestly have no idea what i did....probably just lounged around all day...

28th - had an amaaaazing day! ethan, freya, wendy and andy came round in the morning and stayed for a few hours and we had lunch and played games and it was fun and peter came over too....then we all went into town and me and ethan went round for nearly two hours looking after fraz and it was kinda embarrassing because we got these tickets to go ice skating but me and ethan count as two adults and as freyas ticked was child she said we were like her parents so that must mean we were married....scary thought....and people kept whistling which wasnt nice but meh. anyways we met up with wendy and andy for tea and then me, fraz and ethan went ice skating and it was really fun! especially when all three of us went round together! fraz was always in the middle but she kept nearly knocking us over because she wanted us to drag her round the rink and we were really wobbly but none of us fell over! woo! then when i got back i went straight out again till lyk midnight to beths and then she's lost her voice because of her roadrage which was hilarious! and i beat her at a race! she got so mad at me but meh i still won! so i was happie and i got a late xmas prezzie from grandma les and we saw her uncle on the tv which was hilarious and yes jack i had two bacardis :O shock horror.

29th - i went out with the mongrels. it was raining. i got wet.

30th - hmm now what have i done today? i tidied my room....yes i was that bored....erm i also watched spirited away :D havent really done much else cept the thing i cant write on here which is making me feel lyk shit....anyways meh rob is here again D: he slept over last night.... half past four him n midge stopped making noise! they were watching a film and drinking nd they were bloody loud (and no i didnt drink anything with them)and now he's here again....they were on the drums but they've stopped now thank god!

31st - tomorrow is gonna suck. we have no plans. ahh well...i dont think i can be worse than today...

now - off methinks... toodles!

Boxing Day!

Well today is boxing day; the day of the box.

Well the last couple of day have been great!!! :D

Christmas eve: Rachel and Andy came round and then later Peter came at the same time as Janice and Len so that was nice to see my family and then they left after a while then later yet another aunt (Hilary - Gah!!!) came round so as I promised i would i went out as soon as she arrived (harsh i know but she drives everyone nuts!). anyways got back and then laurence chris beth n viv came round til about 11. Me and beth just sorta pissed around and had a few drinks and went a teeny bit crazy and we had a few stupid games which we just won allll the time because we are amazing. Went to bed at about 2 methinks....

Christmas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:Got up and opened my stocking. I got chocolate, lush gloves, a new knife and as always an apple and an orange *rolls eyes*. eventually managed to get everyone out of bed and then we opened presents :D :D :D!!! I got more chocolate, 3notebooks from mum, calligraphy set from beth, some popcorn from dad, a card from midge with a sulky 3yr old saying "bloody sprouts" on the front which made me laugh, a lot of perfume and bath stuff (....), make up box (why god why?!?), v large suduko book (ahhhh), lush scarf and a pair of socks and i got a laptop!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :O :O so very happy and excited as im typing on it now! took me aaages to set up today but i did it woo yeh!! :D

anyways blah de blah later peter came round and then we all went over to wendy's and we spent christmas there...there were 14 of us!!! me, ethan, fraz, ez, chris, mum, dad, wendy, andy, don, ron, liz, jackie and peter. so the adults just sat in one room and then me, ethan, freya, erin and midge mucked around in the other room and i think we left at midnight....and every one had alcohol (well mostly) and it was very fun. me, erin and fraz went out at about 10.30pm to walk cassie and then when we got back we cherryknocked for a bit and they refused to let us back in!!! so we went round the back and i gave erin a lift over the fence and she went and scared them all through the back window then let us in! evil buggars deserved it!

boxing day: ahem woke up kinda late and then err...watched potc2 with peter and midge and we had cider (yummy) then i went out with the dogs again and it ws freeezing! then i came up here and finised programming this (i started yesterday) and dad helped me a lil bit. and now im doing nowt 'cept chatting and being appalled at my shockingly bad collection of cds and the rubbish im listening to...

and now i thi nk i must be off because i think peters just about to come in and raid again. he came in before and moaned about my room and then he's been yelling in christians a while now and christian is actually hoovering! *faints with shock* ahem well anyway hes getting nearer and nearer to my door so must scram before he finds me!!! toodles! happy christmas!!! xxx <3

Thought i might as well do one...

Boo. I am bored. Yesterday I went into town twice and managed to get two albums (3CDs) and a DVD for £15. Go me. I managed to walk around with midge without either of us killing each other so that was alright. I saw keith and tomoya once and kath twice. Also nearly got frostbite and I couldnt move my fingers as we had to wait in the street for mum for nearly 40minutes! She said she would meet us at one.We got there at 10 to. She showed up at 25 past! Bloody freezing! Err...went to pizza hut too and i think i went out with the dogs...oh yeh i did and then when i got back in i put my hands on chris's face and he started screaming in pain because they were so cold. i laughed. im evil aren't i....oh well. Err...today i went to the cinema with beth and we met up with lianne there. she completely ignored me and claimed we haven't met even though we've talked on msn and met at least 3times but oh well. we saw the holiday and beth cried through about half an hour of it. Wasn't even a sad film! But then again I'm dead inside so that could explain it... Then we had to go pick up the boys from chris's party (no girls allowed....so not fair as we always have to put up with them showing up and wrecing everything!) which was boring because tim and james had already left so we couldnt see them and then we went on some of the games and played pool and stoof so that was fun.... and then i came home. oh the joy. anyways midge goes off to stay with dad tomorrow so that would be good except that mums on one of her cleaning binges so i'll probably spend the day scrubbing the floor or a toilet or something...and i need to get beth another present now :( tis annoying me because mum's been nagging me about this since october and we got two things. one of which she sent back without telling me and the other one we think dad binned last time he was here.... right so now i am boreder than i was when i started. apologies for the boringness of this post. hopefully tomorrow will be more interesting but i doubt it. ciao ciao xxx <3

School's over.

School has ended... today....let's see...was gonna bunk off assembly again but then i thought last day what the hell might as well go....how wrong was i?!? mr fenton droning.... gah! me, anna, hats and even mrs andrew just completely cracked up and couldn't stop laughing when he started going on about "at least you've started talking to me again" twas hilarious...he just has no idea how much we hate him! anyways gloucester won house art! woo! we won something! history....was short and boring but i did get to open my many presents (im loved ^-^) thanks guys!!! i love everything although beth did give me a penis...but meh... had to work in physics which wasn't so good...but then again it was about our 7th lesson running without a teacher... we are getting a new female one after christmas called mrs goodward or something and everyones going on about how she's going to be the new miss joy so meh not too happy about that.....we were given lots of chocolate by mr cooper and then at the end of the lesson we had a competition (girls vs boys) to win more choclate and we totally kicked the boy's arses which was great. break...err nothing much happened except jake and matt were following us around which was quite scary. english...we watched means girls which consisted mainly of "shut up" and "bitch" and we got given more chocolate and then it ended and i was happy. lunch was weird and dan stabbed me with a pen and drew on my jumper :( mean person. got presents and chocolate though. after school went on a verrrry crowded bus into town with laura then we went to robin's for a while...then we went for a wander and saw annie and mel for a bit...then we met up with ros, robin's friend jamie and his mate richard at the cinema. deja vu was weird...mum rang me 7times and texted me twice in 5mins in the film...she didnt care where i was though was only worried about where laura was .. oh well at least if she doesnt care its less hassle...ish...anyways then err there was the funny bit with those guys yelling oi and then staring at laura. she didnt even notice! and then after lauras dad gave us a lfit back to robins. the conversation went like this: Robin: " Maybe Laura will get oied at again." Laura's dad: " What? What happened? " Robin: " Well there was a big racoon that just jumped out in front of us and yelled OI! " Me: " And then it ran away and climbed up a tree..." Laura's dad: "Right..." Robin: " Yeh there were no old, leery men involved or anything." ~we walk away~ Robin: " I think I got out of that rather well." Anyways my computer isn't working so i'm just going to restart it so apologies if i'm ignoring any one but this is pretty much the only screen i can access at the moment. Toodles...Merry Christmas. x

And as I was saying to the purple elephant just yesterday, it's only a matter of time before the dodos eat all the remaining bullfrogs...

now let me see.....what fresh tortures of my mind can i inflict upon you...?

ahh yes well today started of pretty badly with a biology test that everyone else struggled to finish and that i finished 40minutes early....something wrong there somewhere...then art where we had a little competition to see who could make the best christmas thing out of just paper....my 3D santa was LUSH! end of! it was between mine and laura and amy's reindeer head and mine came second but still lauz had loadsa people helping her and then robin and katie were sad because they left her lil team of helpers......anyways err....break was embarrassing because twinky gave me a christmas card and i didnt have one for him because we hate each other....

english...we couldn't watch lotf again thank god because miss taylor couldnt work the DVD player so we played that game where u stick a name on ur forehead and u have to guess who you are (by the way if anyone can remember what its called then please tell me because i cant remember!)....i got as far as i was a old, dead, not evil male who was in a book but not one that we had read and wasn't a cartoon....turned out to be david copperfield (damn richard to hell for picking that one!) but i got it so woo.

drama last and i did virtually nothing apart from write a chunk for annas scene and help her to rewrite all of nick's which just failed! i had finished mine last lesson so we went and played on the photocopier for a while. on the way there we saw megs and rosie about to do their singing thing at the front of the class and meg gave me an evil look so we left and on the way back you'll never guess what we saw! haha twas so funny...it was robert and gaz singing a duet of o little town of bethlehem!!! it was great! we were just pissing ourselves in the doorway and rob was making faces at us while gaz did a solo! twas hilarious! art people were so quiet in their lesson though...and the re people were just boring and falling asleep on the table although the looks on your faces were great... god i need to get a camera!

anyways last day of school tomorrow and i have such bad lessons....history (gah a whole hour with jack and george..oh the torture!) [just joking i love u really], physics and then more weird english games....oh the joy.... still town should be fun...but robin is dragging me somewhere so i cant go and see eragon with all you lot. anyways now i must be off because believe it or not i have three lots of homework to hand in tomorrow...one for each lesson....lucky me. D':

toodles xxx <3

p.s. apologies for the crappy title!

p.p.s. good luck with the carol concert! i'm sure you'll be great.

Nooooo......................

Gah! I can't comment on anyone's blog....i thought i had fixed it but aparently not.... I can comment as long as i get a new google account with each comment and i've run out of email addresses...... i can be anonymous on megan's but not on jack's so now i'm just bored and alone. Hmm.....today was weird...in pse we watched the most DISGUSTING videos in existence! A-Z of love and sex...We watched a bit of it last year and this year we get to watch the rest....oh the joy ~gag~ and it was rank! and guess what....we have three more lessons of it ~shudders~......art was annoying... yet again miss lander took my pot and did sonething weird with it... last time she made it about an inch shorter and this time she squeezed stuff all over it that made it go PINK!!! i was lyk ahhhhhhhhhhhh! then biology and me and jessy got out of doing our presentation which we had totally finished... *looks shifty*...lunch was fun (i so won the arm wrestling!) :D but history was a bit boring......ccf was ok because me, jessy, kelly, n puckle had to go in a group and we somehow managed to win chocolate for being the best....how that happened i don't know but then again munchkin was judging it so i have my suspicions.... Anyways must be off....happy christmas! ^_^ xxx

Well today was just great.........NOT

well today was baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.

It started off with me walking in in the rain and then mr fenton droning. then on to the joys of the chemistry test. first paper...10a4 pages but multiple choice so it was ok and then the second paper 8pages of writing....gah! i wrote constantly and i only just finished! completely buggared my wrist as well.....then physics...fuses....oh the joy...i think the fuse in my brain blew with all the excitement. break i got mobbed by u lot so it weren't great... history wasnt too bad i suppose except we wrote loads so my wrist hurt.....then lunch wasnt really that fun...beth yelled at me and apparently im no longer allowed to touch my own tin foil...so i left...then in english oh my god english...we wrote loads and basically spent the lesson analysing how and why simon died...and i got very bored so i wrote out song lyrics in swirly handwriting.... after school i got bored and got mobbed by amz n jack and then i managed to ditch them but then they took my hair tie and pencil case (so i put amz's bag on the bin - not in the bin because i'm too nice) and then they followed me outside school with lauz n puds after those two and ellie started asking bad questions again ( D= ) and then i remembered cathys here today so i got dragged shoppping....i got in at 20 past 6 but only because i yelled at them to bring me back they'v gone out again now and i'm supposed to be cooking for everyone like err now...

so here are some song lyrics i found by simple plan that i think sum up my day pretty well....sum up my week actually...

~* and i feel like i'm living the worst day over n over again i feel like the summer is leaving again i feel like i'm living the worst day i feel like you're gone and every day is the worst day ever .... yesterday was the worst day ever and tomorrow wont be better it's history repeatedsummer plans are gone forever i trade them in for ditchback water and every day is never ending i need to work i'm always spending and i feel like i'm living the worst day over and over again i feel like the summer is leaving again i feel like i'm living the worst day i feel like you're gone and every day is the worst day ever...wohoh...everyday is the worst day ever*~

ugh i just went and did my cooking....ok so i just put the potatoes on because i honestly can't be ****ed to do the rest right now as i currently feel like sh*t so yeh.....

enjoy reading about crap. sorry if i depressed anyone. welcome to my world :D

ahh f*ck peter's just showed up so now i have to cook for him to...he just walked in and started swearing at me. apparently i answered him with attitude... i didn't even answer him i said what because i couldnt hear him so he starts swearing at me.....stupid git

anyways yeh enough of my own personal hell..... bye.

Well the goo is complete...

I finished making the goo today!!! so happy about that! there are now five flavours (i ditched two because they just failed) so people you will now get
*vanilla
*chocolate
*almond
*strawberry
AND
*white chocolate and raspberry flavoured goo. I hope you are proud of me :D (by the way you can thank hattie for the last three flavours because without her you would have only two....)

Unfortunately my next (and equally bad) job is to try and divide it up into err.........hang on.......15? portions and make them into little bundles but mum said she would help me so fingers crossed that should be alright.

Sorry jack but i simply did have either the time, the energy, or the incentive to make u anything even remotely piano-like......maybe i will next weekend if i get bored enough? ;)

Did anyone else watch oliver earlier? i only did because it was on while i was waiting for the goo to go down.....(it makes sense to me!)... i didnt like the end....he was just hanging off the roof with his head lolling ~gag~ ...... also the songs bring back very weird memories of my old school.....twas quite scary...but i shall shut up about that now.

*Sighs* i did so many chores yesterday and now i have to go do more......i spent aaaages peeling vegetables earlier as well! completely spazzed up my hand....and now i have to go do ironing....oh the joy....

Argh dad's on the phone now going on about the police again! Wasn't my flipping fault but does anyone believe me 'cept Hats?.................no.

Ahh well....must be off as i have many a thing to iron....toodles xxx

Today i made goo :D

Welcome to my post on the topic: today I made goo. And indeed I did. And I’m afraid that you lovely people are going to have to eat and even more unfortunately to look happy about it……

Today started off ok with many chores like loading the washing machine and hanging stuff on the line outside and tidying the kitchen. Then I had a brainwave.....I decided seeing as I have absolutely no money and can't buy anything for anyone this christmas i would make you all something nice (coughcough) to eat. So that was going ok....but then Peter and Chris decided that they would like to eat it for you.... so I had to make a flapjack and a very large yummy chocolate cake to keep them happy....

So yes back to the goo....well my first attempt ended up with a white/grey liquid with a yellow film over......then we realised what i had done wrong so i redid it but it still wasnt thick enough so i had to do it a third time so now its amazing....except for one tiny detail.......................its the wrong colour...... it should be brown and its errr......very light yellow with pretty little white snowflakey shapes which appeared from somewhere.....but that might just be because i used the wrong colour sugar......

but now i have discovered that i only have 7 lots of goo.........7 you say! thats a lot!.....well yes it is but i have recently discovered that i am going to need at least 15 which means i will have to make at least two more lots of gloop tomorrow so peter's gone out to get me some more sugar and i have now finished all the washing up thank god!.........and even more torturous (if possible) i am going to have to somehow make something that looks vaguely like a piano as well... (damn u jack!) but i have an idea of how to do that so as long as you have no taste buds or a strong liking for goo i think i know how to do it :D

So yeh roll on tomorrow with much more goo! Tune in on sunday for the next gloopy installment! xxx

Gah!!!!!!!! Cold!!!!!

Yet again i froze on the way home and ended up with very stiff fingers and resembling a version of rudolph made out of ice..... and Alfie got a stick with tons of really sharp thorns on stuck in his foot and i felt realllly bad because i had to kinda drag him about 10 metres before i could stop and get it out because the pavement is so narrow.... and i cut my finger on it and i keep accidentally typing with that finger and it hurts!!! :(

in chemistry we had to make this lil presentation and i was supposed to write on the board while tom was reading but i couldnt because izzy was leaning on it!!!!! and she wouldnt move! but eventualy she did when she wondered why everyone had turned around to watch what was going on behind her head.....Chemistry test next lesson too.....Aaaah! i'm going to fail.....failed the french test...i finished over 20minutes early and doodled a lot because i got so bored....but at least i had paper to doodle on this time! in the physics test i didnt have any so i kinda erm....drew on the little electric board that runs all the way along the back of the room under the window.....ict......boring....mr fayter left us in the "capable hands" of mr fenton who droned on about his purple fluffy duster which he was waving around and then walked off and left us......so we kinda just emailed random people and read the article on mr wood (EWW!!!!!!!!!) and that was about it....and i got my test mark back n did shit yet again.....ahh well.......then our thingy in games just failed....thats the only word for it....but it was pretty damn impressive seeing as we made it up in under a minute!!!

Anyways i may have lost my advent calender but mum gave me some chocolate raisins......and yesterday some chocolate eclairs.....tis abnormal......guilty conscience i wonder?!? oh well they taste nice.....

so there you go jack i wrote something......u should now be happy ^-^

bored now....and i can think of nothing interesting to say....except that there has been a tornado in london but not as abad as the one in birmingham but that in itself is not remotely interesting so now i will shut up. you can thank me later. ciao ciao <3

Brrrrrr............

Oh my god! It's so cold.....waaaaaaaay to cold to walk home now! I nearly froze! ~shivering still~ and I don't like it much in the dark...... if you want to get home fast then you have to take all the back alleys....and there are all these guys that walk around there and depending on which ones you take depends on how dark it is.....for example...the shortest one is just a black tunnel that goes around a few corners so you can see nothing and you're kinda likely to step in dog crap...and then half way up theres all these holes in the wall where you can hide......the way i normally go is this dark path through the bushes but it has ditches running all the way round the sides and all the bushes are hollow and the only lamp has a habit of going out just when you turn down this little pitch black track ~shudders~ anyways i always get home so....nearly got hit by another car again though =D i hate that road so much! i think my record for the number of times i nearly got hit on one trip along it was 22.......

Gah today was baaaad.....volleyball first which absolutely killed my wrist! so painful! i kept getting whacked on it by the ball so eventually i just started playing with my hand behind my back except the other one started aching after a while.....then maths...all the people in my set are freaks! 21people signed up to do the maths challenge! if i was stupid enough to do it i would either miss history, pse or art....who would miss art to do extra maths?!? then drama.....i have to be a pregnant woman and as nick is the only guy in my group every is assuming that hes the father ~winces~ when actually he's my brother (don't even get me started on the incest and two-headed baby theory!) and is married to annie....annas just hated because shes adopted and our idea is totally crap! ah well.....chemistry last and oh joy of joy we have a test....last lesson before christmas as well! so not fair! so yes that was my day......crap dont you think......

lunch was made bad too.....by twinky...god i hate him! he kept asking me how upset someone was....hes a freak! and then in art he was just bitching constantly! he like a dripping tap except you cant turn him off.....anyways i am bored of writing now....i'm sure i'm probaly boring you two so i shall be off now ciao ciao <3

Yet more ramblings from a depressed person...

Good day to you all...

Now what on earth can I talk about......................... Today I had Biology where me and Jessy played on a laptop and we read our textbook....I seem to remember finding the first line hilarious....it was something like "if you have an infectious disease you sometimes take medicines"...well done sherlock!

then ermmm.....art and i finally finished my pot! but then miss lander took it and did a weird demonstration thingy on it on the table and i dont know what she did because she walked off with it afterwards!!!!!!!!!!!! D: not proud of what i did next which was shredding leetle pieces of paper and sticking them on a page....robin liked it though...she rubbed her face on it and got glue all over her :D

Next....oh god the torture that is english lessons........i think i wrote 4pages in the lesson...........and got yet more bl**dy homework for tomorrow...so boring!!!!!!! done it now though so yay

last lesson was drama where we changed our groups around for the fourth week running and once again nick is the only guy in my group!!!!!!!!! i have such bad luck!!!!!! he spent all lesson saying i would look good as a butch lesbian if i cut my hair a bit, kicking me and trying to stab me with a pen....he always tries to fight me and he always loses...he attempted to twist my wrist and ended up in an armlock....idiot!

So yes that was my day.....played cards after school and tortured Jack but he didn't do the face :'( en ce moment i am eating dolly mix (why i dont know....i dont even like them...) and listening to some of the lush music from moulin rouge which beth is sending me :D and im supposed to be learning for my french oral but we dont care about that now do we... i really hope im not with becky again! no offence to her but shes so amazingly good at french and it didnt help that i could see her giving becky vgs and me gs or ps.....(what the hell is a p???) gah crap day tomorrow too.....history physics english french......i hate physics when jo's not here! when shes not there the back row goes luke, jake, me, (possibly shawn where jo should be), rich, hugh, james, bill........oh the joy..... oh well at least i can torture jack in history and french...dont worry i wouldnt really. im too nice ;)

so erm yeh apologies that you had to read all that drivel.....i'm just bored outta my brain and in quite a lot of shit atm.........so yes toodles <3