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Wednesday, January 24, 2007

2days til OAPdom!!! ^ - ^

Well I thought seeing as I have some spare time and a large amount of boredom I should write one of these as I haven't posted in a while. Now let's see what can I write about...well I suppose that all depends on how far back I can remember...Friday's probably pushing it so I'll start there.

Friday - Now let me see....i'd had yet another crappy day of an extreeeemely shitty week and I really didn't want to go to ccf. Turns out i was right as we had a bloody freezing hour of drill followed by pt. Pt consisted of sprinting two laps of the entire field (including going over the mound) carrying a log AND a tyre. Then we had a tyre race where you grab a tyre and sprint the length of the football pitch and back...so I was very tired after all that. I got home and remembered that I had to go hillwalking with ethan and andy nd chris and everyone. I was lyk AHHH but i went and it was actually really fun and there was another girl there (:O). We got lost but meh walking through the wood at the top of crickley hill in the dark with a torch through the mud was fun and i was with ethan and andy so that was ok because we just talked the whole time. :D so yeh err got home and died.

Saturday - FINALLY got an opticians appointment. Blimming stoopid man. At the end of the appointment he goes right, you need reading glasses [ (he told me i probably need glasses a year ago!) anyways...]you need glasses but because of your age i want you to wait another 18months then come back to see if it can mend by itself (GRR! he told me this a year ago!!!). he also told me that he thinks my eyes are experiencing growing pains which are causing focusing spasms. yes you stupid man i cant focus on it because its too goddamn small ~shakes head~ the worst bit however was watching mum sitting there FLIRTING with him. my head was screaming oh god kill me now. the pain was terrible. I think one of the worst moments was possibly "oh i seem to have put some mud on your carpet. ~leans forward~ well at least you can prove i was here ~winks~" AHHH.
anyways then we went round town and mum was freakishly generous (guilty conscience?) and i ended up with a 2 stripey tops some jeans and a LUSH black hoodie which i love so i was happy. oh and for everyones information chris is a tranny! (long story)

Sunday - Hmmm....i didn't really do much that day... but I did go to taekwondo and it was sooo funny! I went in and i was lyk woah am i menna be here?!? turned out my instructor had been rung up and asked if this ladies son and daughter and a couple of friends could come and train on sunday. SIXTEEN of them turned up!!! 16 lil indian kids between about 6 and 12 haha and we had to help teach them.

Monday - fairly shitty day at school where once more my pregnancy was mocked (mainly by will and chris but meh never mind they can die later :D) waited oustide school for 20mins and i bloody froze and my phone died (wont switch on or charge) but then cathy came from leicester so it was great! we all went out for tea and they went a bit crazy (cathy was dancing) and then they all started singing in the car on the way home and as a result i got 'bright sunshiny day', 'perfect' and 'country roads' stuck in my head. twas torture. anyways they got me a surprise birthday cake so i could have it with cathy here and it was LUSH! it was chocolate and fudge! yummmy!

Tuesday - well i got me history test back and i did surprisingly well. and i sorted out all my french stuff and i had to do my french oral first by myself to two assistants (AHH) but they were really nice and said i made no mistakes :D so yay!!! after school i had to go and walk in a field with mum which froze me and turned out to be full of cow shit....nice...so yeh i just had to help bath the dogs which was kinda fun :D

so i think that you lot up to date :D so unfortunately i cant put off my chemistry any longer D: so yes i must be off... toodles xxx <3

Sunday, December 31, 2006

New Year's Eve...

Well there's three hours left till 2007 and we have absolutely no plans.

Mum scared me earlier as she started going on about what are my GCSE ambitions for 2007. i was like what the hell and then i ran away.

Today i have spent the day packing and unpacking boxes....all my stuff is now out of the attic *omgomg!!!* ~faints with shock~ ahem anyways and all the xmas stuff is now been packed and put away so once more everything is drab and boring. I also found out that i have english coursework and 2 art pieces to do before wednesday! i'm so dead!!! i can't believe theres only two days left until school!!!! I don't want to go back :'( ok so it'll be good to see you again (ish) but meh i really dont want to! the holidays have been great this year for once... and i didnt have to see my grandparents!!!!!!!!woo!

Hmmm....now seems a good time to make up some new years revolutions....i haven't thought of any so far. last year i had 3. i kept one which i was very happy about keeping. the other two i could have kept but when it came down to it i decided i didnt want to....i mean i still have enough time to keep them now if i want....i've had an offer to help me keep them like right now but you know what i don't want to. kind of defies the point really doesn't it....well i think im gonna need some suggestions so if anyone has any SENSIBLE ideas then lemme know. also if anyones wants to know what last years ones were then feel free to ask :D they are actually quite funny but they cant be written on her i'm afraid.

Right im off now. I can't draw this out any longer. Shortest post ever methinks. :D woo.

Happy New Year everyone!!!!!!!!!!!! xxx

Saturday, December 30, 2006

Today i feel guilty.....how odd.

Doopdedoo I happen to be a tad bored at the moment even though i'm watching spirited away at the moment which i love but meh never mind...so i thought i'd tell you lovely people what i've been up to lately (mainly to prove to some stupid people that i am not an alcoholic.)

now lets see...

27th - i honestly have no idea what i did....probably just lounged around all day...

28th - had an amaaaazing day! ethan, freya, wendy and andy came round in the morning and stayed for a few hours and we had lunch and played games and it was fun and peter came over too....then we all went into town and me and ethan went round for nearly two hours looking after fraz and it was kinda embarrassing because we got these tickets to go ice skating but me and ethan count as two adults and as freyas ticked was child she said we were like her parents so that must mean we were married....scary thought....and people kept whistling which wasnt nice but meh. anyways we met up with wendy and andy for tea and then me, fraz and ethan went ice skating and it was really fun! especially when all three of us went round together! fraz was always in the middle but she kept nearly knocking us over because she wanted us to drag her round the rink and we were really wobbly but none of us fell over! woo! then when i got back i went straight out again till lyk midnight to beths and then she's lost her voice because of her roadrage which was hilarious! and i beat her at a race! she got so mad at me but meh i still won! so i was happie and i got a late xmas prezzie from grandma les and we saw her uncle on the tv which was hilarious and yes jack i had two bacardis :O shock horror.

29th - i went out with the mongrels. it was raining. i got wet.

30th - hmm now what have i done today? i tidied my room....yes i was that bored....erm i also watched spirited away :D havent really done much else cept the thing i cant write on here which is making me feel lyk shit....anyways meh rob is here again D: he slept over last night.... half past four him n midge stopped making noise! they were watching a film and drinking nd they were bloody loud (and no i didnt drink anything with them)and now he's here again....they were on the drums but they've stopped now thank god!

31st - tomorrow is gonna suck. we have no plans. ahh well...i dont think i can be worse than today...

now - off methinks... toodles!

Tuesday, December 26, 2006

Boxing Day!

Well today is boxing day; the day of the box.

Well the last couple of day have been great!!! :D

Christmas eve: Rachel and Andy came round and then later Peter came at the same time as Janice and Len so that was nice to see my family and then they left after a while then later yet another aunt (Hilary - Gah!!!) came round so as I promised i would i went out as soon as she arrived (harsh i know but she drives everyone nuts!). anyways got back and then laurence chris beth n viv came round til about 11. Me and beth just sorta pissed around and had a few drinks and went a teeny bit crazy and we had a few stupid games which we just won allll the time because we are amazing. Went to bed at about 2 methinks....

Christmas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:Got up and opened my stocking. I got chocolate, lush gloves, a new knife and as always an apple and an orange *rolls eyes*. eventually managed to get everyone out of bed and then we opened presents :D :D :D!!! I got more chocolate, 3notebooks from mum, calligraphy set from beth, some popcorn from dad, a card from midge with a sulky 3yr old saying "bloody sprouts" on the front which made me laugh, a lot of perfume and bath stuff (....), make up box (why god why?!?), v large suduko book (ahhhh), lush scarf and a pair of socks and i got a laptop!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :O :O so very happy and excited as im typing on it now! took me aaages to set up today but i did it woo yeh!! :D

anyways blah de blah later peter came round and then we all went over to wendy's and we spent christmas there...there were 14 of us!!! me, ethan, fraz, ez, chris, mum, dad, wendy, andy, don, ron, liz, jackie and peter. so the adults just sat in one room and then me, ethan, freya, erin and midge mucked around in the other room and i think we left at midnight....and every one had alcohol (well mostly) and it was very fun. me, erin and fraz went out at about 10.30pm to walk cassie and then when we got back we cherryknocked for a bit and they refused to let us back in!!! so we went round the back and i gave erin a lift over the fence and she went and scared them all through the back window then let us in! evil buggars deserved it!

boxing day: ahem woke up kinda late and then err...watched potc2 with peter and midge and we had cider (yummy) then i went out with the dogs again and it ws freeezing! then i came up here and finised programming this (i started yesterday) and dad helped me a lil bit. and now im doing nowt 'cept chatting and being appalled at my shockingly bad collection of cds and the rubbish im listening to...

and now i thi nk i must be off because i think peters just about to come in and raid again. he came in before and moaned about my room and then he's been yelling in christians a while now and christian is actually hoovering! *faints with shock* ahem well anyway hes getting nearer and nearer to my door so must scram before he finds me!!! toodles! happy christmas!!! xxx <3

Friday, December 22, 2006

Thought i might as well do one...

Boo. I am bored.

Yesterday I went into town twice and managed to get two albums (3CDs) and a DVD for £15. Go me. I managed to walk around with midge without either of us killing each other so that was alright. I saw keith and tomoya once and kath twice. Also nearly got frostbite and I couldnt move my fingers as we had to wait in the street for mum for nearly 40minutes! She said she would meet us at one.We got there at 10 to. She showed up at 25 past! Bloody freezing! Err...went to pizza hut too and i think i went out with the dogs...oh yeh i did and then when i got back in i put my hands on chris's face and he started screaming in pain because they were so cold. i laughed. im evil aren't i....oh well.

Err...today i went to the cinema with beth and we met up with lianne there. she completely ignored me and claimed we haven't met even though we've talked on msn and met at least 3times but oh well. we saw the holiday and beth cried through about half an hour of it. Wasn't even a sad film! But then again I'm dead inside so that could explain it... Then we had to go pick up the boys from chris's party (no girls allowed....so not fair as we always have to put up with them showing up and wrecing everything!) which was boring because tim and james had already left so we couldnt see them and then we went on some of the games and played pool and stoof so that was fun.... and then i came home. oh the joy.

anyways midge goes off to stay with dad tomorrow so that would be good except that mums on one of her cleaning binges so i'll probably spend the day scrubbing the floor or a toilet or something...and i need to get beth another present now :( tis annoying me because mum's been nagging me about this since october and we got two things. one of which she sent back without telling me and the other one we think dad binned last time he was here....

right so now i am boreder than i was when i started. apologies for the boringness of this post. hopefully tomorrow will be more interesting but i doubt it. ciao ciao xxx <3

Tuesday, December 19, 2006

School's over.

School has ended...

today....let's see...was gonna bunk off assembly again but then i thought last day what the hell might as well go....how wrong was i?!? mr fenton droning.... gah! me, anna, hats and even mrs andrew just completely cracked up and couldn't stop laughing when he started going on about "at least you've started talking to me again" twas hilarious...he just has no idea how much we hate him! anyways gloucester won house art! woo! we won something!

history....was short and boring but i did get to open my many presents (im loved ^-^) thanks guys!!! i love everything although beth did give me a penis...but meh...
had to work in physics which wasn't so good...but then again it was about our 7th lesson running without a teacher... we are getting a new female one after christmas called mrs goodward or something and everyones going on about how she's going to be the new miss joy so meh not too happy about that.....we were given lots of chocolate by mr cooper and then at the end of the lesson we had a competition (girls vs boys) to win more choclate and we totally kicked the boy's arses which was great.
break...err nothing much happened except jake and matt were following us around which was quite scary.
english...we watched means girls which consisted mainly of "shut up" and "bitch" and we got given more chocolate and then it ended and i was happy.
lunch was weird and dan stabbed me with a pen and drew on my jumper :( mean person. got presents and chocolate though.

after school went on a verrrry crowded bus into town with laura then we went to robin's for a while...then we went for a wander and saw annie and mel for a bit...then we met up with ros, robin's friend jamie and his mate richard at the cinema. deja vu was weird...mum rang me 7times and texted me twice in 5mins in the film...she didnt care where i was though was only worried about where laura was .. oh well at least if she doesnt care its less hassle...ish...anyways then err there was the funny bit with those guys yelling oi and then staring at laura. she didnt even notice! and then after lauras dad gave us a lfit back to robins. the conversation went like this:

Robin: " Maybe Laura will get oied at again."
Laura's dad: " What? What happened? "
Robin: " Well there was a big racoon that just jumped out in front of us and yelled OI! "
Me: " And then it ran away and climbed up a tree..."
Laura's dad: "Right..."
Robin: " Yeh there were no old, leery men involved or anything."
~we walk away~
Robin: " I think I got out of that rather well."

Anyways my computer isn't working so i'm just going to restart it so apologies if i'm ignoring any one but this is pretty much the only screen i can access at the moment. Toodles...Merry Christmas. x

Monday, December 18, 2006

And as I was saying to the purple elephant just yesterday, it's only a matter of time before the dodos eat all the remaining bullfrogs...

now let me see.....what fresh tortures of my mind can i inflict upon you...?

ahh yes well today started of pretty badly with a biology test that everyone else struggled to finish and that i finished 40minutes early....something wrong there somewhere...then art where we had a little competition to see who could make the best christmas thing out of just paper....my 3D santa was LUSH! end of! it was between mine and laura and amy's reindeer head and mine came second but still lauz had loadsa people helping her and then robin and katie were sad because they left her lil team of helpers......anyways err....break was embarrassing because twinky gave me a christmas card and i didnt have one for him because we hate each other....

english...we couldn't watch lotf again thank god because miss taylor couldnt work the DVD player so we played that game where u stick a name on ur forehead and u have to guess who you are (by the way if anyone can remember what its called then please tell me because i cant remember!)....i got as far as i was a old, dead, not evil male who was in a book but not one that we had read and wasn't a cartoon....turned out to be david copperfield (damn richard to hell for picking that one!) but i got it so woo.

drama last and i did virtually nothing apart from write a chunk for annas scene and help her to rewrite all of nick's which just failed! i had finished mine last lesson so we went and played on the photocopier for a while. on the way there we saw megs and rosie about to do their singing thing at the front of the class and meg gave me an evil look so we left and on the way back you'll never guess what we saw! haha twas so funny...it was robert and gaz singing a duet of o little town of bethlehem!!! it was great! we were just pissing ourselves in the doorway and rob was making faces at us while gaz did a solo! twas hilarious! art people were so quiet in their lesson though...and the re people were just boring and falling asleep on the table although the looks on your faces were great... god i need to get a camera!

anyways last day of school tomorrow and i have such bad lessons....history (gah a whole hour with jack and george..oh the torture!) [just joking i love u really], physics and then more weird english games....oh the joy.... still town should be fun...but robin is dragging me somewhere so i cant go and see eragon with all you lot. anyways now i must be off because believe it or not i have three lots of homework to hand in tomorrow...one for each lesson....lucky me. D':

toodles xxx <3

p.s. apologies for the crappy title!

p.p.s. good luck with the carol concert! i'm sure you'll be great.